Really Big Maybe Stinkbug - by Cara
I'm not touchin it!
Marco says that
Brianna says that
her brother got stank up by that bug,
and I don't know
what it's real name is
but it's for sure
a real stink bug.
If you touch it
it lifts up its butt and
sprays you
like Presto's gang did with the fire hydrant
last summer,
only stinkier,
Marco says,
stink like burning tires and dog puke.
Careful!
It's walking this way!
Sure is big.
And shiny black
like someone's been buffin him.
Like Sancho does on his duelly.
Kind of pretty.
Well,
I don't know if
it's for sure that bug
like Marco says,
but I'm not chancin it.
You touch it.
